Thanks to people who email great jokes .... Not sure if this competes with the friendship poem which Bushbelles also posted but when I first found this I was having a week which I had used 3, 6, 8 and 9 several times.
9 WORDS WOMEN
USE (1)Fine:This is the word women
use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut
Minutes:If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:This is the calm before
the storm.This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.
Ahead:This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!
Sigh:This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
Okay:This is one of the most
dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you
will pay for your mistake. (7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you,
do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add
in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' -
that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.DO
NOT say 'you're welcome' ..... that will bring on a
(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of
sayingF@!KYOU! (9)Don't worry about
it, I got it:Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to
do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response
refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them
about arguments they can avoid if they remember the
terminology. * Send this to all
the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's